You’re Steele the One for Me – 8

 

We left Laura dwelling on Major Eyebrows’ threats …

backtotheoffice

It looks like we’re now back at the Century Towers. Hope Laura at least got her sushi to go!

helloBernice

In the office, Bernice is filling Laura in on what she’s learned: “So far, Major Craddock checks out …”

Wait. I thought Bernice was the receptionist. Where’s Murphy?

narrowthePalace

Bernice hands Laura a stack of messages and continues: “But you’re gonna have to narrow the Palace of Heaven down for me. I mean, are we talking priceless Jade statue, Shanghai bordello, what?”

wishIcouldtellyou

“I wish I could tell you,” Laura says. But Mr. Steele’s got his thinking cap on!

opeandshutaccident

“Name seems to ring a gong,” Steele quips as he shuffles through the stack of messages that Laura has, rather surprisingly, handed him.

“And we’re billing this to an open-and-shut traffic accident, correct?” Bernice wants to know.

Laura says it’s developed a little from that.

eandfatlast

Steele smugly corrects her. “E&F at last reading, I believe.”

qwya

“Or QWYA,” Bernice adds as she and Steele follow Laura toward her office.

“Too soon to tell,” Laura responds, grabbing a file folder.

Mr. Steele figures he’s getting the hang of this code:

qwyaheasks

“QWYA? Question Witnesses, Yank Answers!”

Nope.

quitwhileyouralive

“Quit While You’re Alive,” Laura clarifies.

twaccidentalmurders

While Steele visibly processes this information, Bernice Laura to take a pass: “I mean it, Laura. I don’t like this one. Two accidental murders, Army intelligence-“

“And the Palace of Heaven,” Steele ponders.

whataboutresponsibility

“What about our responsibility to the client?” responsible Laura inquires.

refertoadvicecolumn

“Refer him to the advice column in Soldier of Fortune magazine.”

funfacticonSoldier of Fortune, The Journal for Professional Adventurers, was founded in 1975 by a couple of army veterans. Wikipedia describes it as a “monthly mercenary magazine devoted to world-wide reporting of wars.” Well, that sounds like fun. It’s been sued several times because of their acceptance of classified advertising for “guns for hire.” Here’s the cover of the issue that was on the stands when this episode aired. Ooh! Special issue? Is it the swimswuit issue?Do you think there was a centerfold?december1982

madesomesense

Laura, who’s like a dog with a bone, objects that they can’t drop the case until they’ve made some sense of this!

orfoundthemovie

“Or found the movie,” Steele suggests. Uh, oh. I can see him starting to get wound up here …

“What movie?” Laura, who apparently just met Mr. Steele, wants to know.

intothedragon

“That’s the question, isn’t it? Are we looking here at ‘Enter the Dragon’, with Bruce Lee on the trail of illicit narcotics?”

 

behindthescenesEnter the Dragon. Bruce Lee, John Saxon. Warner Bros., 1975. A martial artist agrees to spy on a reclusive crime lord using his invitation to a tournament there as cover. The film was released six days after Lee’s mysterious death.

didcallKenji

Laura thinks Steele might be on to something. “Craddock did call Kenji a gun runner.”

This gives Steele ANOTHER idea!

ahahesaid

“Aha!”

yakuza

“The Yakuza!”

yakuzasheasked

“The Yakuza?”

yeppy

Bingo!

robertmitchum

“Robert Mitchum, Brian Keith?” Bernice contributes.

shockedwoman

Well! That was unexpected!

Has Bernice been boning up on old movies? Has Mr. Steele been “tutoring” her after hours? WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?

warnerbros1975

Mr. Steele doesn’t seem surprised by Bernice’s sudden encyclopedic knowledge of obscure films. “Exactly!” he agrees. “Warner Brothers, 1975. ‘The Yakuza’. Japanese word for gangster. Ruthless code of honor.”

wheredoyoufind

“Where do you GET these films?”

chopoffpinky

Bernice is even more convinced this isn’t a case for them. “Drop the case, Laura. The only way to apologize to these guys is to chop off your pinkie and hand it over in a handkerchief.”

funfacticonThe Yakuza are a real thing. So is the fingers bit. According to Wikipedia, “Upon a first offense, the transgressor must cut off the tip of his left little finger and give the severed portion to his boss. Sometimes an underboss may do this in penance … if he wants to spare a member of his own gang from further retaliation. Its origin stems from the traditional way of holding a Japanese sword. The bottom three fingers of each hand are used to grip the sword tightly, with the thumb and index fingers slightly loose. The removal of digits starting with the little finger moving up the hand to the index finger progressively weakens a person’s sword grip.” Okay, then.

ouchpinky

Laura seems to be dwelling on Major Eyebrows’ ominous words. But she won’t be intimidated!

“Please. This isn’t getting us anywhere.”

headnortail

“The movie had the same problem. Watched it half a dozen times, still couldn’t make head nor tails of the plot.”

behindthescenesThe Yakuza. 1974. Robert Mitchum, Ken Takakura, Brian Keith. Warner Bros., 1974. Directed by Sidney Pollack. Mr. Steele wasn’t the only one who had trouble following the plot, and famed critic Roger Ebert noted, “It’s for audiences that have grown accustomed over the last few years to buckets of blood, disembowelments and severed hands flying through the air.” A romantic comedy, then?

Mr. Steele still has something niggling at the back of his brain.

reachesforphone

“Palace of Heaven,” he says, reaching for the phone. “I wonder-“

callingthemorgue

But Laura gets there first. “Who are you calling?” Steele asks.

“The morgue. We haven’t heard from Dickerson and I still have to know who picked up Kenji’s body.”

Wait a second, missy!

thisismyoffice

“This is my office,” Steele complains, looking downcast. (Or more likely, looking at the tantalizing expanse of leg that Laura’s slit skirt reveals.)

sheglares

You just don’t know when to quit while you’re ahead, do you, Mr. Steele?

noproblem

“No problem,” he capitulates at her look. “I’ll use the phone outside.”

lookingback

He departs with a backward look and an impish grin. What is he up to?

scratchingneck

In the lobby, Mr. Steele dials information. “Um, what city? I’m not sure, really. It’s just that the Palace of Heaven seems very familiar to me, and I was hoping you could tell me why. What did you say?” 

By George, I believe the game is afoot!

In this scene we see Mr. Steele bringing his own area of expertise to bear – and Laura learning from him. We also get a deeper sense of Laura’s sense of commitment as well as how much Major Eyebrows’ threats genuinely scared her. I’m a little puzzled by Bernice’s role in this – it seems to me that her lines might originally have been intended for Murphy. What do you think?

 

 

 

 

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4 responses to “You’re Steele the One for Me – 8

  1. eaz35173

    Thanx for all those fun facts!! I like that Bernice surprised everyone with a movie reference. She must be doing some homework. And that graphic of surprise you used – LOL!! I like that Steele is getting into this case and really trying to do some detective work. Funny bit with the phone and “his” office. And, yes, perhaps he is taking in the view of Laura’s long legs 😉 Oh, if only they had Google way back then. Does anyone even know how to call Information these days?

  2. I love old movies and like Mr. Steele, have seen most of them. It is a relief to know that The Yakuza was a dud to many after receiving such acclaim.

    Love the surprise insert. Hilarious. Yeah Bernice does a nice flip here with the movie reference. She probably saw it on a date. Murphy like Laura doesn’t seem to be into watching movies old or new.

    Poor Steele, Laura is being so mean to him. She isn’t even curious why he needed to use the phone. I hate it when bosses do things like this, so disrespectful. Laura is probably thinking Steele wants to call his tailor or someone similarly unimportant. I understand her lack of trust where Steele is concerned but disrespecting him that way is beneath her. She could have asked why he needed to use the phone. Maybe all the Yakuza talk is frightening her even more on the heels of Eyebrow’s threat. Maybe she really isn’t buying his ‘I want to be a detective, teach me’ thing. No matter the reason she’s out of line.

    I agree, he’s looking at her leg. Lol.

  3. daphgg

    What I am trying to say here is it is unlike Laura to pull rank here.

  4. Luann

    Interesting thought that the scene might have originally been written for Murphy. It’s def one of those episodes where you wouldn’t even notice if he and Bernice were missing the entire time…

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