You’re Steele the One for Me – 9

We left Mr. Steele apparently discovering an Important Clue.

scaryface

Looks like the Clue is in black and white.

notverypopular

We’re in a theatre (Don’t tell me: it’s the Palace of Heaven), where the latest Japanese blockbuster is not playing. Instead, it’s some movie hardly anybody wants to see. Someone who DOES is the woman we last saw at Kenji Ito’s funeral.

latecomer

We see someone sidle in after the opening credits. Why, it’s Mr. Steele!

stickyfloor

He settles himself and has a look around. Looks like the floor may be sticky. Perhaps it’s a Japanese porn theatre?

yuck

Ew.

thatgalagain

We see the mystery lady looking around. Is she waiting for someone? Or just embarrassed to be in this seedy theatre?

followedfromtheatre

Mystery Lady gets out and exited, followed by someone else …

followedbysteeled

… followed by Mr. Steele.

ambushedbyMurphy

The Super Sleuth is hot on the trail of his quarry. But the quarry seems to be on to him.

Wait a second. That quarry looks vaguely familiar.

sumos

Perhaps inspired by their surroundings, the two men fall natural into a sumo wrestling hold.

suddenrecognition

As Steele’s assailant muscles him into the wall, recognition dawns.

“Murphy!”
“YOU!” (Interesting that Murph refuses to call him Mr. Steele.)

YOU! suggests that they let go of each other.

Not so fast. Murphy wants to know what Steele is doing there.

workingonacase

“Working on the case!”

Murphy ain’t buyin’ it.

therealreason

“I mean the REAL reason.”

snarkwarning Hm. I feel like Murph and Steele are trying to make up for Mike Ito’s lack of affect by over-emoting their little hearts out here.

steelepushing

Mr. Steele gives his colleague a big ‘ol shove. He’s had enough!

“Well, it certainly wasn’t to be pummeled about the head and shoulders by you!”

somebodyfollowedme

“Somebody followed me down here,” Murphy explains, though he wasn’t asked.

otherwayaround

“It looked the other way round from where I sat.”

gooddescription

“I got a good description of the girl from the funeral from Laura. I caught up with her an hour ago and I followed her here!” Murphy is still snapping and snarling.

Steele is skeptical.

youlocatedanOriental

“You located an Oriental girl down here from only Laura’s description?” Steele is also VERY VEHEMENT.

someofusdothisforaliving

“You know, some of us do this for a living!” Murph growls.
“I’ll try and remember that,” Steele exclaims. “As it happened, I also remembered that the name of this theatre was called the Palace of Heaven.”

“So?”

“Kenji Ito was murdered for something called the ‘Palace of Heaven’.”

Okay, guys. I think somebody put testosterone in your cornflakes this morning.

Dudes.

sincewhen

“Since when has this meant so much to you?” Murphy’s belligerent chin wants to know.

assumedthemantle

“Since I assumed the mantle of Remington Steele.”

themantleofSteele

“The mantle of Remington Steele?”

twoscaryguys

I begin to think Murphy is hoping to break into the kung-fu movie industry.

hesateam

Steele launches into a motivational speech: “I’ve realized he’s more than one man, Murphy. He’s a team. You, Laura, Bernice, and me, of course. We’re all part of that team. We’re *all* Remington Steele. Together, who could stop us?”

Isaywegoafter

Now, I say, we go after that girl- and see what she can tell us.”

Also, win one for the Gipper!

sheslonggone

Murphy seems stunned by Steele’s eloquence. “I don’t know. She’s long gone. I think I’ll … call in.”

Ihadthefeeling

He pauses at the … curtain. “You know, for just a moment there, I had the feeling that we- ”

yeswewhat

“Yes?”

naw

“Oh, no.”  Murphy leaves.

Well, that was the most romantic moment I’ve seen all season.

steelecoifs

After Murphy leaves, Mr. Steele rearranges his coif.

leavesthebuilding

He finds a back door and exits …

shesgotagun

… only to find himself cornered by his quarry. His real quarry this time. “I can’t run any more,” she says with very nearly as much inflection as our friend Mike – which is to say, none at all.

nicegunthere

“I’m a little short of breath myself,” Steele remarks, eyeing the gun.

The girl says she knows he’s been following her, and advises him not to deny it.

mymothertoldme

“I know I am a dead woman. My mother told me, To love a Yakuza is to wish for an early grave.”

What? I thought you only risked your fingers by hangin’ with these guys. And unless you make your living as a concert pianist, that wouldn’t seem to be a death sentence.

soitstrue

“So it’s true. Kenji WAS Yakuza.”

nocloser

“Don’t come any closer!”

allduerespecttomom

“Look, with all respect to your mother, I’m not trying to harm you. Kenji’s death was a complete surprise to me. Caught his brother off guard as well.”

Mystery Lady don’t know nothin’ about no brother!

heownsarestaurant

“His name’s Mike. Owns a restaurant on Tower Street.”

Oh, yeah. THAT brother.

backrowman

“At the funeral. The man who came and sat in the back row,” she deduces.

Mr. Steele is surprisingly surprised to learn she was at the funeral, too. (Pretty sure Murphy already told you that, Steele. Pay attention.)

Mystery Lady says she arranged the funeral.

youclaimedthebody

“I see. So you must have claimed the body too.”

Mr. Steele is pleased with himself.

makingprogress

“I really think we’re making progress here!”

thispalaceofheaven

Encouraged, Mr. Steele decides to pursue this line of questioning. “Now, tell me. This Palace of Heaven -”

Oh, dear. It seems that was the wrong thing to say.

youarenodifferent

The “Palace of Heaven’? I knew it. You are no different than the rest. Get back.”

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Mystery Lady keeps Steele covered as she sidles toward the door …

theladyvanishes

… and is gone, leaving Mr. Steele to try to decipher the Japanese graffiti.

Well, this scene provides some exposition, or at least confirmation that Kenji was some kind of gangsta. It also provides some interesting interaction between Steele and Murphy. But frankly, I’m so put off by the bad acting all around (The actress is painful enough, but Pierce! James! Really!) that I don’t know what to say. Just .. ugh. I guess we do see that Mr. Steele has really come to see himself as part of something larger than himself – the Steele Agency and all it represents.

 

 

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2 responses to “You’re Steele the One for Me – 9

  1. eaz35173

    That picture of Murphy and the Asian actor – so funny!! I like the little sumo wrestling match with Murphy and Steele, and in general, I like their on-screen interactions. They also have some nice chemistry in an I-hate-you/I-can-push-your-buttons sort of way. Steele is so good at reading people and thinking on his feet. I’m not sure that I totally buy the “Remington Steele is more than one person” speech. I do think that Steele recognizes it, but I think at that moment, it was just a way to diffuse the situation with Murphy and disarm him long enough to get his (Murphy’s) thinking on another track. “Most romantic moment all season” – LOL!

    The inside of that theater looks like it might be the same one used for the Season 2 opening credits.

  2. Great insights. Yes the lack-of-character-development is very obvious in this scene and the performances are lackluster but did you see the doe-eyed look on Murphy’s face after he heard Steele’s team speech? Although he snapped out of it quick enough and went back to his I-know-you-are-a-con routine, I can’t help wondering what he was thinking during this moment. Was it admiration? I guess we will never know but it seems both Murphy and Laura want RS to be a real live hero they admire. I never realized this until now. No wonder Murphy sees him as public enemy #1. It goes way beyond his feelings for Laura. Love this blog. Thank you for doing this.

    Good catch on the theatre.

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