Steele Trap – 5

We rejoin our intrepid duo, Art and Myrt, about to be escorted to their quarters.

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Looks like Artie’s going to carry all the bags. Always the gentleman!

CRIMEOFFASHIONlogansrun I’m pretty sure the costumer for this episode picked up Miss May’s outfit from a garage sale on the MGM lot. It looks like she just stepped off the set of “Logan’s Run.”

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As they head upstairs, Miss May makes chitchat. “Funny … Ambrose never mentioned you, Doctor.”

“Yes, well, I  hardly ever mention Ambrose,” Steele quips.

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As Laura gazes heavenward, perhaps hoping for divine deliverance from Mr. Steele’s incessant schtick, Miss May expresses the hope that the so-far-unseen Ambrose isn’t sick.

Laura explains that Dr. Bellows isn’t that kind of doctor.

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“I specialize in … remodeling,” Steele fills in. Miss May seems satisfied with that explanation.

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She thinks he’s adorable!

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As Miss May leads them down an ornately decorated corridor, we notice that one of these things is not like the others.

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.Myrt is still moody! Her inamoratum finally notices and sobers up.

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There, now. Isn’t that better? Everybody’s having fun!

Miss May drops them off at their room and departs.

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Ah, Laura finally has Steele alone. Can we expect a romantic interlude?

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Laura wants a point of clarification: “Myrtle Groggins?”

“Laura, we’re on the thin edge with this masquerade, you know? I’m simply trying to inject a little reality into the proceedings. I mean, Tracy would have sounded as manufactured as Cindi and Randi. Whereas Myrtle has such a – dull, plodding,  HONEST ring to it.”

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That’s right. Just keep dancing, Mr. Steele.

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I think that explanation worked well, don’t you?

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They enter the room. Laura seems … delighted?

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Classy!

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“It’s disgusting,” Laura pronounces. “Like some cheap, gaudy, adult motel.” She closes the door.

“I take it you’re not comfortable with the ambiance,” Steele answers.

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“It’s a total turn off.” I suppose … if you find Pepto Pink repellent.

Steele is disappointed. He was so hoping …

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“WHAT?!”

Laura’s hair has that Breck bounce, doesn’t it?

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Mr. Steele decides his inamorata isn’t in the mood for love. “Best not to discuss these matters on an empty stomach,” he declares. “It will wait until after dinner.”

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Laura stomps off to the bathroom. Does she have to attend to a matter of feminine hygiene? No wonder she’s cranky.

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Steele takes the opportunity to check out the digs more closely. I’m afraid it may be a lonely view in that ceiling mirror tonight, Mr. Steele.

 

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2 responses to “Steele Trap – 5

  1. eaz35173

    Love the humor in this commentary – the Logan’s Run reference, that Breck bounce, one of these things is not like the others, Myrt & Art – LOL!

    The writing and line delivery are so good. Love how Laura is just stewing. She was hoping for a romantic weekend away and now she’s in a cheap Pocono Honeymoon hideaway … wonder if there’s a champagne glass shaped tub in that bathroom, too? http://www.poconoshotels.com/images/caesars/poconos.jpg

    Things are not looking too good for romance, Mr. Steele …

  2. daphgg

    Lol for keep dancing Mr. Steele. One of these is not like the other. Hilarious..

    Whew! Laura is steamed. Did you see the look on her face when Miss May was flirting with Steele? Wow. That is the look of jealousy. Yes she may be upset about being called Myrtle but the jealousy is front and center. Never noticed that look on her face before now. She must be very disappointed that she can’t be romantic with Steele after he puts the case first and then flirts with the scantily clothed Miss May right in front of her. (Logan’s Run LOL.) Laura is angry; I suspect her feelings are hurt and probably feels like she has to compete for him.

    What the heck is Steele doing? I thought he and Laura concocted this weekend to be together. He must be scared of where this romance could go…?

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